The most royal soccer player....

She's looking at me! She's looking at me!!!!

I knew how David felt when he fought the giant....

I made everything and she gets the bed! At least she's pretty though...

Easy for you to say.... you ain't the doctor!

Spiderman: I'm arresting you for speeding! And for your ugly uniform! Andbeating that red light!

You think I'm the only one who needs extreme makeover...... you'll need it too, after this punch!

Which is more dumb... shooting the T-Rex with a pistol, or filming one....

You got to be kidding me....

It's true... You do have sensitive teeth....

Shouldn't have taken his bananas.....

Beat that Neo!

Toad knew he should have resigned as the princess bodyguard yesterday....

Why internet dating is bad....

Why you shouldn't wear a white dress when you are an assasin....

Which is worse? The fact that you are being chased by a dinosaur who wants to eat you alive, or the fact that the stadium is full of poo!

This suit is mine! All your costumes sucks!

I should have taken those marital arts lessons.....

I lost my hello to post pictures....

Aren't they pretty?

Rule number 1: Note that enemies don't always appear in front of you.....

Isn't it sexy to slide your hand across smooth metallic skin?

Marvel 2004 cover of the year

I'm screwed!!

Hold still, I'm going to shoot the tape off your mouth....

One girl I won't date...

Unlike Neo, I don't have to dodge or stop bullets.....

Hoover Dam

The New Avengers... Yeah right!

I went to Disney and I got this hat!

I wasn't the ONE

Isn't Disney Magical?

I found Nemo!

Disney's new Theme Park: The Califorian Adventure!!!

Me and "the fairest of them all"!

Spiderman: :Look, it's a bird!
Luke Cage: It's a plane!
Captain America: Superman! You're in the wrong comic!