Beat that Neo!

Toad knew he should have resigned as the princess bodyguard yesterday....

Why internet dating is bad....

Why you shouldn't wear a white dress when you are an assasin....

Which is worse? The fact that you are being chased by a dinosaur who wants to eat you alive, or the fact that the stadium is full of poo!

This suit is mine! All your costumes sucks!

I should have taken those marital arts lessons.....